Sep 15, 2023
Let's just get it out of the way early, shall we? We're all racists. Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, where today we discover that open-air drug markets on the streets of Seattle, San Francisco, Portland, and L.A. are a figment of our imagination and simply remarking on their existence is racist - so shaddup, already! Besides our new feature, "This Week in Racism," which I just made up, this week's West Coast, Messed Coast™ report includes Gavin Newsom teeing up Geriatric Joe, Dianne Feinstein getting a pass, Christians winning one in court, the Mayor of Antifastan bailing while Portland is in a public safety "crisis," and - get the popcorn - environmentalists being forced to decide what they want: wind mills, electric cars, or iPhones. It's quite a dilemma on the West Coast, Messed Coast™, so let's do this thing. In Seattle, a so-called "homeless" advocate - a person who advocates for homelessness - cl