Mar 21, 2023
The doomsday emo-dolts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) hit the pause button on their Joy Division cassette tape long enough to warn us of a mysterious new fungus that can be deadly to people who contract it. It's called Candida auris, aka C. auris. Got that? The rare fungus can, in rare cases, kill people. Related: Big Brother Is Watching: The CDC Bought Phone-Tracking Data During the Lockdown to Keep an Eye on You So, why the hysteria from the CDC? The CDC has learned from observing a small number of Candida auris patients that under the right wrong conditions, the fungus kills 30%-60% of people who contract it. FACT-O-RAMA! Healthy people can contract the fungus but typically don't even get sick from it. The CDC alarmists claim there are three problems with the fungus: The CDC stated that the fungus seems to prefer people who are: diabetic; very sick; have been in a care facility for a while; are using catheters, breathing and/or feeding tubes; or have
