Jan 19, 2023
Where's Rachel Dolezal when we need her? And Justin Trudeau? And Jimmy Kimmel? Surely you remember Rachel. She's the infamous white-as-Wonder-bread race-faker and NAACP chapter president who pretended to be black but was shamed back into relative obscurity in 2015. Apparently, though, the erstwhile Africana studies professor at Eastern Washington University still insists she's black, and she now goes by the Nigerian name Nkechi Amare Diallo - which might just be enough to win her a share of The Great San Francisco Reparations Sweepstakes. How about Justin and Jimmy, they of the blackface blackness? If they can convince themselves that they're really black while at the same time tolerating the cool, damp, sea-air summers, the tent towns, the poop patrols, the used needles, and the sweet stench of urine, they might want to move to San Francisco and stake their claim. Call it the Gold Rush of 2023. About those reparations: The San Francisco African American Reparations Ad