After Priest Exorcises All Demons From Her Home, Pelosi Becomes A Republican
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U.S. Blows Itself Up So China Can't Have It
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15 Reasons Completely Unrelated To The Vaccine People Are Dying Suddenly
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Second-Grader Suspended For Misgendering An M&M
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Blue Cross CEO Admits It Would Really Help If Sick Insured People Just Killed Themselves
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Experts Warn Gas Stoves May Slowly Ingratiate Selves In Family To Kill And Take Place Of Matriarch
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7 Ways To Spot An FBI Agent Twitter Profile
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2024 Election To Be Decided By Whoever Can Keep Hand On White House The Longest
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30 Other Things Investigators Found In Biden's Garage
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Millions Of Lives Saved By Person Wearing Mask While Walking Alone On Sidewalk
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Biden Tries Wearing Tan Suit To Distract From Scandals
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Buttigieg Defends Job Performance By Reminding Everyone He's Gay
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Democratic Women's Caucus Wears Matching White Butcher Coats In Support Of Abortion
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10 Clever Ways To Avoid Persecution For Your Faith
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Pregnant Joker Holds Bank Hostage Until Someone Brings Him Pickles And Ice Cream
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Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing
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After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin
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Nation In Shock As Politicians Show Up To Work 4 Days In A Row
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Per Obscure Constitutional Rule, Speaker Vote Will Now Be Decided By 'Wipeout' Obstacle Course
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Favorite Snack In Every State
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Elon Musk Named Honorary Congressman After Making $200 Billion Disappear
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Republicans Gather In Congress To Vote On Who Will Fail The Voters This Time
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Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns
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Essential Government Activities Funded In The $1.7 Trillion Omnibus Bill
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The Babylon Bee's Predictions for 2023
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Self-Loving Tesla Forgives Itself For Running Over Child
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New Canadian Operation Game Just Has You Murder The Patient
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Things To Never Say To A TSA Officer
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Elon To Stay As Twitter CEO After Counting Mail-In Votes
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Wife Begins Funeral Arrangements For Husband After He Fails To Respond To Text Within 13 Seconds
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'Liberals Are Disrespecting Marriage!' Says Man On 3rd Marriage
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10 Upsides To Socialism
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Government Warns That With Elon Owning Twitter They Will Only Control 97% Of The Media
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White House Lit Up With Symbol Of Religious Cult
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How To Get Your Book Approved For The School Library
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DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money
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Hillary Clinton Awarded Honorary Canadian Medical License
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Elementary School Lesson On Water Cycle Explains How Water Becomes Property Of Nestlé
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Customers Unenthused By Latest American Girl Doll 'Steve'
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Zelensky Seen Sitting On Mall Santa's Lap Asking For Another $50 Billion
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A Half-Serious Prediction Of What The Next Two Years Will Look Like
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ABC Reveals All 'GMA' Anchors Have Been Castrated
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Biden Decides To Read 'Art Of The Deal' After Getting Ripped Off In Griner Trade
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Library Kids Excited To Hear Story Read By Mysterious New Drag Queen Kirkdazzle Glameroni
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Biden Calls For $50 Billion To Help Ukraine Track Down Notorious Russian Arms Dealer
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Sen. Warren Initiates Ban On Replica Weapons After Terrifying Musk Tweet (Parody)
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In Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day Address, Kamala Harris Urges Nation Not To Forget January 6
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Study Finds Masks 75% Effective At Keeping Kids Safe From Oxygen
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SWAT Team Busts Down Door Of Denver Woman's Home To Apologize For Previous Raid
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Horrified Balenciaga Teddy Bear Can't Remember Safe Word
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DNC, Media Collude To Suppress Story About DNC, Media Colluding To Suppress Story
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China Taps Governor Gretchen Whitmer To Lead Lockdown Enforcement
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Obama Wondering Why US Team Didn't Just Drone Strike Iranians
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New Elf On The Shelf Will Scan Your Social Media Account To See If You Misgendered Anyone
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FBI Closely Monitoring Gathering Of Christian Nationalists
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Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It's Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary
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10 Health Benefits Of Social Media
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Tim Cook Says He's Ready To Pull Twitter From App Store Once President Xi Gives The Order
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Bob Iger Vows To Cut Back To Only 7 LGBT Characters In Every Kid's Movie
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10 Ways To Protect Your Kid From Groomers
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